Look at that ear, Jay Z’s nose, and the double chin. #tattoonightmare #failedtattoos

Look at that ear, Jay Z’s nose, and the double chin. #tattoonightmare #failedtattoos



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taco-bell-rey:

People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes

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rainbow-senpai:

andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye


These are GOLDEN OMG

rainbow-senpai:

andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye

These are GOLDEN OMG




lamefuckboy:

alivesoul:

Officer: ‘Put your hands on your head. Right here. Come on back.’

Barbour: ‘What is wrong? My kids!’

Officer: ‘How old are they?’

Barbour: ‘They’re six and eight and ten, nine. What are we doing?’

Officer: ‘Hold on a second, okay?’

Barbour: ‘What is going on? Oh my God, you will terrify my children.’

Officer: ‘We got a complaint of a vehicle matching your description and your license plate, waving a gun out the window.’ (Description: Tan Vehicle - Barbour’s vehichle color: Burgundy)

Officer 1: ‘Do they look young to you?’

Officer 2: ‘They do to me.’

Officer 1: ‘Huh?’

Officer 2: ‘They do to me.’

Officer 1: ‘Yep, they’re young.’

Officer 1: [To other officers] ‘Gun down, gun down, gun down.’

Officer 1: [As the child exits the vehicle] ‘Come on back here, son. Come on back here, you’re alright.’

Officer: ‘Y’all okay?’

Child: ‘I’m scared.’

Officer: ‘It’s okay.’

Child: ‘Are we going to jail?’

Officer: ‘No. No one is going to jail.’

Child: [Scream, crying]

Officer: ‘Hey, stop crying. It’s okay. It’s okay. Everything’s fine now.


No officer, everything is NOT fine now. You and your partners should be fired.

THE FUCKING SAD PART IS THAT THEY’RE LUCKY THAT THEY HAD A CAMERA WOWWWWWW.



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poca-hotness:

so cute!!!

poca-hotness:

so cute!!!



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manwithoutties:

Having sex in the morning, your love was foreign to me
It made me think maybe human is not such a bad thing to be
But I just laid there in protest, entirely fucked
It’s such a stubborn reminder one perfect night’s not enough

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I CAN’T BREATH

I CAN’T BREATH

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